A tribute to Bingo Memes.

Once again I totally sucked at taking photos at our events so that I can present to you “look at us!, “look where we went!” and “look who we met” moments from the week before.

In their place I present a series of Bingo Memes that I found on the internet (and that I hopefully have not used before). Personally, I think my homemade memes (like the one above) are much funnier and the one at the end is definitely NOT funny at all (but I wanted you to see it).

So here we go- Bingo Memes (with a little commentary thrown in for good measure)

This one is funny because it is true. No one likes a multiple winner. No one.

One night years ago one guy won six games and the grand prize. He refused to let us play on to the next winner on any of the wins and that is how I created the rule that you can only win one game (and the grand prize). Seriously- how many skin care/movie/dog toy baskets does one person need?

I like this one because it makes NO sense. And it is sexist.

Again, makes no sense! Why would this old guy get more you-know-what on a bingo night? And he is wearing a sweater for gosh sakes! And has no lower body!

I included this one because our bingo t-shirts are so much better and funnier. Anyone know this guy? I swear I will give him a free “Bingo Makes Me Horny” shirt if he will wear it.

Okay- this one is funny. A cute little….bear (?) with a bad attitude. I’ll bet that if he won six games in a row he would keep all of the prizes. Little jerk.

Grammatically this one is a mess (read it again) but crying kids are alway good for a good laugh.

Um, hello? Did we just find a new callback for O-69? Let’s try it and see!

And finally- this one is not funny. I repeat, not funny and highly offensive. I am only showing it to you because I found it on the internet which means many people have seen it and someone actually posted it.

What the f*ck? I don’t understand many of the items but the ones I do understand are troubling. Is this a real thing? Has anyone ever seen this before? Can we get this person thrown off of the internet? Do people really feel this way? So many questions. I apologize and almost didn’t post it but I think it’s important to see what is out thee so we can do the exact opposite in our lives.

Let’s cleanse our palate with one of my original memes from a few years back-

That’s better.

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xo

Bingo Boy

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