Bingo Boy: Super Photographer!

In other words, I remembered to take lots of photos this week so that I didn’t have to troll the internet looking for funny “bingo related crap.”

Here we go:

On Sunday night, Roxy showed up for bingo in, well…a revealing costume. [See fabulous photo above!]

Seriously. Right? She told me that she had gone to “RuPaul’s DragCon” the day before and found the mask and put together an outfit just for the mask. I have no idea whether she had the black duct tape that she placed over her nipples just sitting in a drawer or perhaps it was special order. I, for one, would not like to rip black duct tape from my nipples at any time. Ouch. But the outfit was a big hit and people were lining up for photos.

Including these nice old ladies…

You would never guess that these ladies are part of the “Red Hat Society” would you? Well considering only two are actually wearing red hats. I guess rules have gotten lax in the past few years. But they were lovely and had a great time. And they were very complimentary about Roxy’s duct tape.

On Monday night Roxy and I fought rush hour traffic to go to Orange County for a baby shower. Specifically we went to the city of Fullerton- which is where I grew up! I am (gasp) from Orange County!

We had time so I drove us by my old high school, aptly titled Fullerton High School.

Yes I am happy I caught the sign just as it said “Life.” For me, it seemed more like a life sentence. I did not enjoy high school. Now in retrospect it did not seem so bad. And it looks exactly the same! And I went to high school a loooooonnnnnnggg time ago!

Take a look at this-

This is Pomona Avenue and the red curb is where we sat almost every day smoking cigarettes and pretending to be cool. Yes, we got caught all the time but that did not stop us. Also this is where our friends with cars would come and pick us up to ditch school and go to the beach or Hillcrest Park to smoke pot. Oh, I was a bad boy. A bad Bingo Boy!

The baby shower was at an enormous home and the theme was “Cinco De Mayo” even though it was on Uno De Mayo. There were margaritas, a taco bar and two very shirtless bartender/waiters.

I know. Roxy covered her boobs! Anyway, the guy on the left is Johnny (and he had been to Mary’s several times) and the guy on the right is Farsan (he said “rhymes with Tarzan”) and Tarzan is what his body seemed to be giving off. Damn, his jugs are almost as big as Roxy’s! Both very nice guys and we had a lot of fun with them (they helped call bingo you pervs).

Now I know it was a baby shower (for one person) but were we surprised when they asked to do a photo with ALL of the pregnant women at the party. Take a look!

All of them (except Roxy) are pregnant! And look at their eyes! No matter how hard I tried I could not fix the “red eye”! Hello “Rosemary’s Baby”!

On Wednesday night there were a bunch of bears in the house (the first charity was basically “Bears Doing AIDS Lifecycle).

Here is a shot I took of “The Three Bears” and of course I threw in my game. I am thinking of an ad that says “Even Bears love to play ‘Drag Queen Bingo: The Home Game’!” The big stuffed bear was quite a drinker and later in the evening I found him passed out in the parking lot…

That’s Roxy’s car by the way. I don’t know what that was all about but she came back inside with fur and stuffing all over her dress…

TUESDAY NIGHT- FREE BINGO 

AT GRAND CENTRAL MARKET IN DTLA!

Yay! Once again we are back at Grand Central Market for Free Bingo with fabulous Bingo Boy prizes! Come on by and bring your appetite. Last time I was there I tried Bombo and it was amazing. Delicious Fried Chicken with amazing sides- chef is Mark Peel and it was delicious, baby!

THURSDAY NIGHT BINGO!

Just a reminder that this Thursday is our new Thursday night bingo with one show at 7 pm. Join us! See below for our schedule this week!

Don’t forget to print out your DOUBLE GAME COUPON below!

And see you this week at BINGO!

xo

Bingo Boy

Here’s what’s coming up in Pasadena!   Tuesday Night- May 30th! Starring Bingo Boy & Roxy Wood! 7 pm show benefiting –  AIDS Lifecycle- Team Cyclepaths!   EDWIN MILLS RESTAURANT 22 Mills Place- in alley across from Burke Williams   Click on charity name for reservation site. Must make a reservation to attend this event!  Full menu and bar All ages welcome Pay lots and street parking available