Public Service Announcement:

According to the internet, there is a disturbing trend developing in regards to today’s “kids.” It’s called-

-and it is no joking matter.

“Drag Queen Madness” is a disease that will affect one in two teens and young adults living in your neighborhoods and in the Valley.

How does it begin?

Take Michael P. (not his real last name) for example. He was once a healthy, “normal” man with “normal desires.” And then he ventures upon a “club” that was selling an innocent looking game called “Drag Queen Bingo: The Home Game.” How was he to know it was poison!!?!!

Soon Michael was wearing t-shirts with provocative sayings and admiring his large chest muscles in the bathroom mirror both at home and at the gas station.

“Drag Queen Madness” soon go a hold of Michael and a more insidious fashion, as it always does…

Here he is seen entering a “club” in “West Hollywood” wearing what he considers “female attire.” No one is fooled except Michael P.

What you can usually expect next is fraternization with likeminded and similarly perverted persons. All in the name of “a good time.”

Oft times it is a game called “Bingo” that brings this type together. Something about the letters and the numbers and cylindrical “daubers” that resemble male genitalia.

Inside the “club,” Michael P. blends in with others who may not even be aware of where they are. Or how they even got there. Or how they will get home. Probably an Uber.

It’s true!

There is no hope left for Michael P. He cannot be saved. He joined a group of “lady-men” and is now hosting shows in basements and alleyways, all the time fooling himself that he is just doing this “for kicks.”

Let this be a lesson to us all. The allure of “Drag Queen Madness” is strong and the pull is powerful. Avoid all of the following if you want you and your loved ones to be safe:

1. The cosmetics counter at any major department store.

2. Any literature with the words “queen” or “fun” in them.

3. The dumpsters behind the “Out Of The Closet” store on Santa Monica Blvd. in “West Hollywood.”

-or you just might end up like Michael P. who is now a Naomi Judd impersonator in Salt Lake City Utah.

Thank you for your time.

GRAND CENTRAL BINGO MOVES 

TO TUESDAY NIGHT!

Beginning March 14th, we will move our Grand Central Market gig in DTLA to Tuesday nights due to our upcoming NEW THURSDAY NIGHT LEGENDARY BINGO AT HAMBURGER MARY’S!

And coming soon- news of our amazing THURSDAY NIGHT KICK OFF PARTY sponsored by FX and their newest Ryan Murphy limited series “FEUD: BETTE AND JOAN.”!!!!!!!

 

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

xo Bingo Boy 

& all of the Legendary Bingo Hostesses!

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xo

Bingo Boy

 
Here’s what’s coming up in WeHo this week!
 

Wednesday Night- February 15th-

Starring Bingo Boy & Calpernia Addams!
7 pm show benefiting – 

 The Multiple Sclerosis Society!

 
9 pm show benefiting –
Sunday Night- February 19th-
Starring Bingo Boy & Roxy Wood!
6 pm show benefiting –
8 pm show benefiting –
HAMBURGER MARY’S – WEST HOLLYWOOD
8288 Santa Monica Blvd- At Sweetzer
reservations for parties of 3 or more- 323-654-3800 
Full menu and bar
All ages welcome
Valet and street parking available
 
 
Here’s what’s coming up in Pasadena!
 

Tuesday Night-
February 28th!

Starring Bingo Boy & Roxy Wood!
7 pm show benefiting – 

 Deaf Ability Resource!

 
EDWIN MILLS RESTAURANT
22 Mills Place- in alley across from Burke Williams
 
Click on charity name for reservation site. Must make a reservation to attend this event! 
Full menu and bar
All ages welcome
Pay lots and street parking available
 
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