It is still so hot….

But we have so many cool things coming up that it evens it out- yes?

Well, let’s see. And just wait for the really great one that is at the end. Or skip right to it.

GRAND CENTRAL MARKET TONIGHT!

Roxy and I will be back at Grand Central Market in DTLA tonight at 8 pmfor FREE BINGO! We have fabulous Bingo Boy merchandise (games, shirts, mugs) as prizes and there is food and booze and did I mention free bingo? See below for more info.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY!

Our episode is this month! So let us know when you see it!

DEVEN AND BINGO BOY AT AMERICANA AT BRAND!

Coming August 10, 17 and 24th! I don’t think tix are on sale yet but I will let you know!

ROXY AND BINGO BOY ON KINGS ROAD!

Literally “on” Kings Road! Roxy and I will be doing a bunch of free bingo games for the “National Night Out” event on Tuesday August 1st! They are closing off Kings Road above Santa Monica Blvd for a giant block party! More info to come! Exclamation point!

INGENUE GOT A CELLPHONE!

Believe it or not, Ingenue has never had a cellphone. Until now.

So cute. She holds it like it’s a baby duck. She also still uses AOL. But baby steps. Baby steps.

ROXY’S TITS GOT PIXELATED!

You may remember that Roxy was featured in the film “Wilson” with Woody Harrelson. She plays a streetwalker (“corner!”) and she leans over to Wilson’s car when he pulls up. I swear, I saw the film and her tits stayed in her top. No nipples at all. However, our very own Willam was on Delta Airlines and they were showing the film and they pixelated Roxy’s tits! She got TITSELATED!

I knew those boobs were not PG-13. I just knew it.

TWINS COME TO BINGO!

I don’t know why it matters but we do get a lot of twins at bingo. A lot.

Andrew and Daniel are 17 years old. They will never be the same. You can see it in their eyes.

MARY’S HAS NEW “I AM A BINGO BITCH” SHIRTS!

I just received a new shipment and Mary’s will be fully stocked on Wednesday. These shirts fly out the door (thank you!) so next time you are at Mary’s get yourself one or one for a friend. Just $20.00!

Okay, I have just been distracting you from the big news.

EMMA STONE IS HOSTING A PRIVATE BINGO NIGHT!

That’s right! THE Emma Stone of:

La La Land

Birdman

Spiderman

Crazy, Stupid, Love

The Help

Easy A

…and so many more! Did you know she is playing Cruella de Vil in the new film “Cruella”?

Anyway, Emma called (okay, her assistant called) and asked to do a Legendary Bingo night for Planned Parenthood, a cause that is very close to her heart. So I said yes. Emma also said (okay, her assistant said) that Emma is planning on having some of her very good friends show up and call bingo numbers with her. Bradley Cooper? Jennifer Lawrence? Ryan Gosling? I have no idea. Honestly, I have no idea (so far). But it will be an amazing night. And the night is Monday, July 17th at Hamburger Mary’s. Yes, at Hamburger Mary’s.

The restaurant will be closed to the public and only ticket holders will be allowed in. We separated the restaurant in to three sections- VIP (basically the front), General Admission (mezzanine, booths and that area back there) and Patio (obvious). VIP is sold out and there are just a few tickets left for General Admission and Patio but I wanted to give you the opportunity to get tix if you can. VIP is $200.00 (again, sold out), General Admission is $100.00 and Patio is $50.00 per person. Includes admission and all of your bingo cards.

General admission entrance at 7:30 pm. Bingo at 8 pm.

You must use the link to get tickets- no tickets will be available at the door and I do not have any tickets myself (honestly).

But good luck and I hope to see you!

NOTE: LINK WILL NOT BE ACTIVE UNTIL AFTER 3 PM ON TUESDAY, JULY 11TH.

Are you ready? All you have to do is click on the photo of Emma and you will go to the website! 

And don’t forget to come to our new

THURSDAY NIGHT BINGO AT 7 PM!

Don’t forget to print out your DOUBLE GAME COUPON below!

And see you this week at BINGO!

xo

Bingo Boy

Coming Up in Pasadena!   Tuesday Night- July 25th! Starring Bingo Boy & Roxy Wood! (And maybe shirtless men!) 7 pm show benefiting –  The Pasadena Jaycees Foundation! EDWIN MILLS RESTAURANT 22 Mills Place- in alley across from Burke Williams   Click on charity name for reservation site. Must make a reservation to attend this event!  Full menu and bar All ages welcome Pay lots and street parking available