And of course I have had to think very hard on how to address it in the “Bingo Boy” way. In all of the years of producing Legendary Bingo (and co-hosting although rarely does anyone ask me to be in a photo since I seem to be the ‘Desi Arnaz’ of the act) this is one of the toughest moments with which we are tasked with soldiering on and continuing our work even though to many, things seem very bleak.

So here we are and this is real. So I asked myself “what should I do this week to address our current mood but also keep it uplifting and hopeful?”

And I think I came up with a doozy!

This week I am going to feature PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!

I have recruited several alumni Celebrity Bingo Ballcallers who are known for their sage words of advice when the chips are down and it seems like the whole world is against you.

So sit back and have some hot cocoa- or a big glass of vodka and let them do their job. They really only care about you…

Mrs. Brady! Now you know she would just sit you down and tell you “Marcia…” (even if your name is not Marcia) “Marcia, sometimes things don’t turn out exactly as we planned them but we just have to get up and make a new plan. A that new plan should not be like the old plan because then it is not a new plan. Do you understand? Would you like some pot roast and a glass of milk?”

And then she might say-

Um…too late.

Next up is our gal, international superstar Sia.

I think Sia might just quote from her hit song “The Greatest;”

“Don’t give up, I won’t give up
Don’t give up, no no no
Don’t give up, I won’t give up
Don’t give up, no no no”

God love you Sia and your simple but true message.

Okay old timers. Remember “Nanny & The Professor”?

Juliet Mills played Nanny and she always made us feel better with her magical charms and sage advice. Here we will simply quote from the theme song of the show;

You know our nanny showed us 

you can make the impossible happen.
Nanny told us have a little bit of faith 

and lots of love 

I don’t know about you, but it still works for me.

Speaking of magic…

On the right- Erin Murphy played Tabitha on “Bewitched” and I think what she would do to make us feel better is twitch her nose and turn (insert name here) in to a contestant on “Celebrity Apprentice” who did a perfect job but still gets fired. For no reason at all. What?

Anyway, are you still there?

It’s June Lockhart! Lassie’s mom!

Timmy- Mom! Lassie’s gone! I looked everywhere and she’s gone forever!


Timmy’s Mom- Oh, Timmy. Lassie is not gone. She’s just resting up somewhere and she’ll be back very soon with an entirely new agenda and new ideas maybe even some new pantsuits! I mean, would you like some pot roast and a glass of milk?

I always feel better when I see this next person on the television-

It’s Flo! The Progressive Insurance Lady! And don’t you always feel better when someone offers to lower your auto insurance rates?

And now some wisdom from our friend Yeardley Smith. As “Lisa Simpson.”

(actual quote from “The Simpsons” as spoken by Lisa Simpson)

The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp 

some two hundred years ago and very little has changed; 

it stank then and it stinks now. 

Only today, it is the fetid stench of 

corruption that hangs in the air.

Oops. Maybe too on point? Oh, well.

Just one more. And it’s Britney, bitch.

“Oops, we did it again…”


Moving on.

Demi Lovato came to bingo last week and got on stage to call a few numbers with Roxy Wood and our newest hostess, Ingenue.

Her appearance at Legendary Bingo was noted by the legendary UK rag “The Mirror” with this-

She means Roxy! How cool is that? Roxy’s boobs are famous in a place where people speak with British accents!

Moving on and forward, please know that we will be here for any fundraising that needs to be done for our causes and to fight the good fight right along with you. Some things will never change.




Roxy and I are looking forward to seeing all of our new DTLA friends On November 17th (shows at 8 and 9 pm) for food, drinks and bingo under the stars!





From now until November 24th, use the code “DQB” on the website and get $5.00 off of “Drag Queen Bingo: The Home Game,” “Bingo Makes Me Horny” t-shirts and “I am a Bingo Bitch” coffee mugs! Just in time for the holidays!

Just click on the photo below!


Click on the photo below and it will take you to the website!


Don’t forget to print out your DOUBLE GAME COUPON below!

And see you this week at BINGO!


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Here’s what’s coming up in WeHo this week!

Wednesday Night- November 16th!

Starring Bingo Boy & Calpernia Addams!
7 pm show benefiting – 

 Shane’s Inspiration!

9 pm show benefiting –
Sunday Night- November 20th!
Starring Bingo Boy & Calpernia Addams!
6 pm show benefiting –
8 pm show benefiting –

 Venice Parents Daycare Preschool!

8288 Santa Monica Blvd- At Sweetzer
reservations for parties of 3 or more- 323-654-3800 
Full menu and bar
All ages welcome
Valet and street parking available
Here’s what’s coming up in Pasadena!

Tuesday Night- November 29th!

Starring Bingo Boy & Roxy Wood!
7 pm show benefiting – 

 Canine Angels!

22 Mills Place- in alley across from Burke Williams
Click on charity name for reservation site. Must make a reservation to attend this event! 
Full menu and bar
All ages welcome
Pay lots and street parking available
Present this coupon at Legendary Bingo on Wednesday and/or Sunday night and receive DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF REGULAR BINGO CARDS & ONE EXTRA GRAND PRIZE CARD!
Must make $20.00 donation to charity in order to use this coupon. One coupon per person. May also show coupon on your phone.
Offer Expires: 11/20/16


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