Babies At Bingo

Yes, it is a thing. And if you don’t believe me- take a look…

That’s me! And my baby! Not really my baby but I took him anyway. Or her. I am not sure. But I gave him/her back. He/she pooped and I had no diapers. In the background Roxy is saying “oh, hell no! I’m the baby!”

Halloween baby at an event in the Valley for a roller derby team. Drag queen-bingo-valley-roller derby…that baby is going to have some exotic memories.

At Viva Cantina in Burbank. See the shirts? Hers says “I’m So Tired” and his says “I’m Not Tired.” Classic.

Americana At Brand baby. He’s unhappy because Deven and I are not calling his numbers. Get over it kid- life is hard.

Condom baby. If your mother had used one of those you wouldn’t be here kiddo.

Orange County Booby Baby. He knows what he likes.

See? I was right. Wherever we go, babies.

Also wherever we go- birthdays!

Take last night for example…

Mom on right helps to celebrate her daughter’s birthday. Oddly enough, mom goes to Hustler and gets Bachelorette decorations. I asked her why and she said “that’s all they had.” Because you went to Hustler! Try Party City next time! Here’s one of the decorations for a birthday party for a beloved daughter-

A penis in a cup! Maybe for her daughter’s bachelorette party she’ll buy Hanukkah decorations.

Here’ a birthday party for grandma!

Lelea is celebrating her 70-somethingth (!) birthday with her family. The gentleman on the right calls a false bingo. He comes up and claims it was his sister’s card (she is to his right). I ask, do you want to get paddled or should we swat your sister? He says “hit my sister!” Classic! I thought for sure he’d take one for the family but no! And now I have my next “great name for a band.” “Hit My Sister”!

Also last night, international super singer Anastacia ( “I’m Outta Love”) showed up!

She and Roxy are great pals. Last time Anastacia was at bingo I introduced her to Adam Lambert. Turns out they are big fans of each other. True story!

And of course someone brought a baby to bingo…

…and the world goes round and around.

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And see you this week at BINGO!

xo

Bingo Boy

Here’s what’s coming up in Pasadena!   Tuesday Night- January 31st! Starring Bingo Boy & Roxy Wood! 7 pm show benefiting –  The Pasadena Jaycees Foundation!   EDWIN MILLS RESTAURANT 22 Mills Place- in alley across from Burke Williams   Click on charity name for reservation site. Must make a reservation to attend this event!  Full menu and bar All ages welcome Pay lots and street parking available