Drag Queen Madness

Public Service Announcement:

According to the internet, there is a disturbing trend developing in regards to today’s “kids.” It’s called-

-and it is no joking matter.

“Drag Queen Madness” is a disease that will affect one in two teens and young adults living in your neighborhoods and in the Valley.

How does it begin?

Take Michael P. (not his real last name) for example. He was once a healthy, “normal” man with “normal desires.” And then he ventures upon a “club” that was selling an innocent looking game called “Drag Queen Bingo: The Home Game.” How was he to know it was poison!!?!!

Soon Michael was wearing t-shirts with provocative sayings and admiring his large chest muscles in the bathroom mirror both at home and at the gas station.

“Drag Queen Madness” soon go a hold of Michael and a more insidious fashion, as it always does…

Here he is seen entering a “club” in “West Hollywood” wearing what he considers “female attire.” No one is fooled except Michael P.

What you can usually expect next is fraternization with likeminded and similarly perverted persons. All in the name of “a good time.”

Oft times it is a game called “Bingo” that brings this type together. Something about the letters and the numbers and cylindrical “daubers” that resemble male genitalia.

Inside the “club,” Michael P. blends in with others who may not even be aware of where they are. Or how they even got there. Or how they will get home. Probably an Uber.

It’s true!

There is no hope left for Michael P. He cannot be saved. He joined a group of “lady-men” and is now hosting shows in basements and alleyways, all the time fooling himself that he is just doing this “for kicks.”

Let this be a lesson to us all. The allure of “Drag Queen Madness” is strong and the pull is powerful. Avoid all of the following if you want you and your loved ones to be safe:

1. The cosmetics counter at any major department store.

2. Any literature with the words “queen” or “fun” in them.

3. The dumpsters behind the “Out Of The Closet” store on Santa Monica Blvd. in “West Hollywood.”

-or you just might end up like Michael P. who is now a Naomi Judd impersonator in Salt Lake City Utah.

Thank you for your time.

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