Have We Hit the Bottom?

Yes She Did.

I am not going in order by starting with Tori Spelling but I had to share with you the “assograph.” In reality Tori did not invent it. She is not even the first to do it at Legendary Bingo. That honor goes to Kathy Najimy. Several years back she autographed butts for charity and got us a great write up in The National Enquirer! Tori was also doing it for charity, not just for the thrill of being close to a bingo butt.

You know, people drop their pants for Bingo Boy all of the time. You see, when you are a celebrity, you can do whatever you want- you can even grab them by the……never mind. I think you get the joke.

Here with Tori in the back room at Mary’s-

I’m surprised we made it on to the shot with Roxy’s boobs taking up so much of the frame. PS- Tori is four months pregnant and she brought her baby daddy Dean with her. Also Dean’s son Jack who had celebrated his 18th birthday at Hamburger Mary’s just this last Friday. A very nice family.

Speaking of Roxy’s boobs- she let them fly at Sierra Madre Rose Float Bingo on Saturday night and caused quite a sensation. Per request, we opened the show with Roxy singing “We Are Family” (she sang it directly to her boobs- just kidding).

Everyone loved the song and performance. Especially this kid.

Translation- I’m hungry…..

This was a busy week! We were in Ontario on Monday night (got lost on the way home and ended up in San Bernadino). Then Wednesday in Weho and then off to UC Santa Barbara on Thursday night!

This is what bingo looks like at UCSB-

Just a mess. But the kids love it. A few of them even came in “drag.”

PS- Roxy showed him how to do that.

Saturday we were in Sierra Madre and then with Tori on Sunday night. Frankly, I am pooped. I am going to let Willam Belli and Roxy Wood do the honors this Wednesday night but I will be there on Sunday night because our guest is Lily Tomlin and you know I love her.

Speaking of love, we have a new product!

Introducing the “Bingo Makes Me Horny” t-shirt! By popular demand you can now buy these shirts for $20.00 at Hamburger Mary’s. If you are not local, I can send you one but will have to charge for shipping.

LILY TOMLIN THIS SUNDAY NIGHT- 

6 PM SHOW!

Call and make a reservation because we are almost sold out!

323-654-3800.

Click on the photo to purchase your very own “Drag Queen Bingo: The Home Game”!

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Don’t forget to print out your DOUBLE GAME COUPON below!

And see you this week at BINGO!

xo

Bingo Boy