Our holiday message to you

Honestly I don’t really have a message except that I hope everyone has a great Christmas and/or whatever else you celebrate. This is the time of year when we get a little break and I brainstorm on what new amazing idea I will come up with for Legendary Bingo in the following year. This year we introduced “Drag Queen Bingo: The Home Game” as well as the “Bingo Makes Me Horny” t-shirt and the “I Am A Bingo Bitch” coffee mug (which are all making great holiday gifts BTW).

I have an idea what I would like for next year and I can’t really tell you except to say that it would include a building that says “Bingo Boy” on the front. Hmmm.

Our events in the last few days have been fun and filled with holiday cheer.

The rain certainly made my drive to Grand Central market on Thursday night a delight and a challenge. People do not drive well in the rain in LA. However, downtown is a beautiful sight through the windshield…

Gorgeous, right?

DTLA, as I told you, has it’s own attitude and this sign hanging on a restaurant booth says it all-

Oh Todd and Ashley, you are quite the kidders, aren’t you? You’re not kidding? Oh, sorry. Walk away. Walk away.

At Hamburger Mary’s, our Sunday night show was quite lively. It’s nice to see that so many people can drop all of the last minute shopping to come and enjoy a good round of bingo and being called stupid (for false bingos).

Our friend Lorene and her posse wore their annual “ugly Christmas sweaters” and were quite a lovely sight.

As you can see, Roxy’s sweater has giant holiday balls coming out the front. Oh, wait. Those are her……..and they are there all the time! Well at least she wore reindeer antlers to show her holiday spirit. PS- we stole those from a holiday party last year. Sorry Beverly Hills hair salon!

One of the boys in the above photo has an even better backside to his ugly sweater…

Very classy. A holiday pole dancer! At least she was tastefully covered!

Unlike our friend Detox. You may know Detox from “RuPaul’s Drag Race” or Mary’s where she got her start (in one of my early drag shows). Myself and a friend were given tickets (VIP) to “Christmas Queens” down at L.A. Live and during one number, Detox and a drag queen named Giggly Caliente stripped down to their all-together- on the stage!

I know it’s a bad pic but can you make out Detox and Giggly in just their bras? They were tucked (a drag term meaning “hide the penis”) but later lost their bras too. The host came out a bit later and thanked them for keeping on their wigs and shoes. Classic Detox.

Elsewhere at L.A. Live (which is a cross between New York and Universal Citywalk), children were being frightened by giant trolls.

That poor kid! Well at least she didn’t have to see Detox in the nude.

And now, it’s time for “Bingo Boy’s Holiday Gift Suggestions!” Pay attention, you may just see the perfect gift for a beloved family member or someone who’s ass you need to kiss this holiday season…

Okay, so maybe the humping dog USB isn’t that funny. But what is funny is the listing says it is a gift “for kids.” I guess it’s never too early to learn!

All I can say is “owww!” And I mean the poor split kitty.

You know I had to throw in at least one Donald Trump gift. This one makes my bottom hurt.

“Lady Farts is a treat for the taste buds and the funny bone”? Who writes this stuff?

And while we’re at it, more fart gifts!

This is a real thing. I bought two pair but if you thought getting your dogs in to their cold weather sweaters was difficult, try running around your yard trying to get a squirrel to put on underpants! And what is coming out of his mouth? That is not his tongue! It looks like what drag queens tuck!

Yeah! Like this! One question- if squirrels wear underpants, are their weeners kleener?

This is dumb. You can just buy squirrel underpants for half the price and put them on your head.

….unless you need these.

Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all of us at Legendary Bingo! See below for this week’s schedule and we hope to see you soon!

xo

Bingo Boy, Roxy, Willam, Calpernia, Deven, Joel and Ingenue!

THIS WEDNESDAY- 

OUR ANNUAL “FREE NIGHT OF BINGO!”

We do this every year as a thank you to all of you who have supported our charities during the year. Bingo is free and the prizes are all…well, it will be a surprise. But suffice to say Bingo Boy will be cleaning out his garage and it is a wonderful and magical place!

7pm one show only! Call and make a reservation! 323-654-3800.

VISIT OUR WEBSITE!

Click on the photo below and it will take you to the website!

Don’t forget to print out your DOUBLE GAME COUPON below!

And see you this week at BINGO!

xo

Bingo Boy