Speaking of cute hats . . .

Roxy and I did a party at the posh Lakeside Country Club on Thursday night (this is the “Justin Timberlake cigarette ashes accident” country club in the event that you remember from last year) and the women there love to dress up and wear cute (well, elaborate) hats.

And boas, or course. I don’t know why we do so many “drag queen events” in which they either pass out boas or the people come wearing them! Have you ever really seen a drag queen in a boa? Me either.

This woman really went to town-

At first I thought she was wearing the table centerpiece but no, it was a hat!

Oh, I almost forgot, at Mary’s Roxy found someone with amazing boobs and hair and claimed they were sisters.

Pretty sure the woman was sporting real hair and real boobs but…oh, wait. Sorry Roxy- yours are real too. Please don’t hit me.

On Saturday night we were asked to services at The Pasadena Methodist Church. Well, not services, but drag queen bingo but we are quite religious about our bingo. The event was a birthday party but also benefited “Reading Is Fundamental.”

What does Roxy say? She says “the library is open bitches! Start reading!”

The host was smart enough to order “Drag Queen Bingo: The Home Game” as all of the prizes!

Almost looks like Roxy is wearing the games as a skirt. Wait a minute! New fashion idea!

And don’t forget…..!

WE WILL BE IN ONTARIO AT HAMBURGER MARY’S TONIGHT- MONDAY NIGHT! COME AND SEE US AND WIN SOME PRIZES!

And also….

THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!

YES! Tori Spelling will be coming to see us this Sunday, October 9th- 8 pm show to benefit Much Love Animal Rescue and we are thrilled! The above photo was taken many years ago at another bingo event when Tori and I were much younger. I hope she remembers me- I made a shirt with her name on it and everything. And I usually only put my name on shirts.

THIS JUST IN:  More good news on the “Upcoming Celebrity Ballcaller” front, our pal Lily Tomlin is coming back to bingo!

Aren’t we a cute couple! Look at her hand on my chest. I am in heaven. One time she hugged me and then took my hand to walk her out to the car and I almost died. I have a thing for Lily for sure. She will be with us on Sunday, October 16th- 6 pm show for The Kathryn Joosten Project.

Click on the photo to purchase your very own “Drag Queen Bingo: The Home Game”!

VISIT OUR WEBSITE!

Click on the photo below and it will take you to the website!

Don’t forget to print out your DOUBLE GAME COUPON below!

And see you this week at BINGO!

xo

Bingo Boy

Here’s what’s coming up in Ontario this week!     Monday Night- October 3rd! Starring Bingo Boy & Roxy Wood! 7 pm show benefiting –    Canine Angels!  HAMBURGER MARY’S – ONTARIO 3550 Porsche Way, Ontario Ca reservations- 909-944-9400 Full menu and bar All ages welcome Big parking lot available